Having just read on CNN that it was BP who told the British Government to release the Lockerbie bomber on compassionate grounds so that it could secure a hugely profitable deal with Libya I went off and did some research and discovered what CNN and most Americans have already assumed..... BP is the Great Satan. Numerology shows BP adds up to 18 or 3 times 6.... yes folks '666'.

Furthermore, add up Tony Hayward and you get 18 too.... 666! Is this sinister or what?

Now we know that BP isn't just a polluting oil company - oh no, it's a truly evil corporation serving Satan himself bent on wrecking the environment and world domination and destruction.

Finally the USA and Americans have found something to blame for every evil in their society - an oil company called BP. But its OK, come the rapture they'll all be saved from this great evil.

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I hate Ryanair as a quick search on this blog will reveal. But I do have to fly them as they are the only airline flying direct to London from Brno.... This video surely will remind us all of why we love to hate Ryanair....

It is true that in American sports there is no such thing as a tie or draw. But this US newspaper headline more than says it all about Americans when it comes to soccer..... WTF!?

Plainly, they just don't get it do they?

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'

What is it about German tourists that give them such an obnoxious reputation? Could it be how they monopolize everything at the expense of everyone else? Anything 'free' is gone in seconds consumed by Germans who seem to believe it was put there just for them. Arrogant and obnoxiously loud, the average German tourist is overweight, ugly, tattooed and pierced based on the evidence I have seen recently and the women - well - they look more manly than their men. I swear it must be middle aged fashion in some part of Germany for women over 40 to pierce their noses.

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I just found a shop online called "Shop in Private". I have laughed myself silly at this site and thought I would share it. You can buy some very strange things there such as the Oral Sex Trainer which one buyer reviews as follows "I've been using the trainer for 6 months and I can now lift more than 5 pounds with a single tongue flick."

You can also get what Hollywood stars pay a fortune for - Anal Bleaching Cream. One reviewer states "This product is amazing. I've used it for a few weeks and my bunny hole is pink. I was noticed while wearing a mini and no undies at the mall, and took three men home with me! Yummy! This is great!!!"

Take a visit yourself and have hours of fun and who knows.... maybe there is something there for you too.

I think I have posted before that I have dual nationality - US and UK. I lived in the US for 15-years and I have an ex-wife and kids there. But being a US citizen overseas truly sucks......

With no physical US address I can't open a bank account there. The US being the arrogant and insular country that it is means that paying child support or even the blood suckers at the IRS requires either a check from a US bank, a US issued credit card or cash. Great eh! In an age of electronic banking, transnational business and the internet, unless I have a US bank account I can't pay up. If I don't pay the IRS will hunt me down where ever I am like some poor bloody seal. Jeez, the US treated Communists better than it does its own citizens.

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Am I the only one to question what is going on with the air space shut downs? Something is amiss here.

First off, the whole thing is apparently based on computer models and simulations - no balloons have been up there to sample the atmosphere and test flights have had NO issues. Secondarily, why have all flights been banned and not just the impacted jet flights?

But most importantly, why is no one questioning all of this nonsense? What happened to investigative journalism?

When the dust settles and the questions are asked I think we are going to discover this was the biggest over reaction on record and someone's ass better get kicked and hard.

Its nonsense and the fact that everyone just accepts it - media included - shows just how far the EU and Europeans have gotten to a Fascist state.

Management Course

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs..

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor..

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your share holders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

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I was in Houston last week and over the weekend. I got to visit my kids which was tremendous. But Houston - what a city! Houston is so big now that it takes something like three days to cross the city from Sugar land to the Woodlands. Traffic is so horrendous that most highways are now 20 lanes wide. But worst of all, the average Houstonian now weighs 450lbs naked so far as I can tell.

I'm not surprised by the size problem in Houston. Most folks there live on burgers, steak or smoked meats supplemented with lashings of giant sized cokes and french fries. Its no wonder everything is bigger in Texas - it has to be to cater for the average whale size of the Texans.

I like Houston, I do. I lived there for 15-years and my kids are still there but something has to be done. This is a health disaster of grand proportions in my opinion.